Test - Online Giant

Some say he builds landing pages faster than your kettle can boil. Some say 404s tap out when he logs in. He’s Jay - founder of Neo Web Agency, a web developer and black belt in Jiu Jitsu, fixing weak spots fast and leaving sites in fighting shape.

Some say he can debug errors with the inspector still closed. Others say Core Web Vitals call him for a wellness check. As Neo Web Agency’s Chief Developer, Kyle turns tangled briefs into crisp, high-converting websites, solves problems others can’t, and still finds time to roll on the mats, top the leaderboard, and hunt down great food. To us though... he’s just Kyle.

Some say he was taught to code by a small owl in a tracksuit. Others swear his Gen Z pop playlists could be the answer to transferring an older soul into a younger body; this was proven by Prince Philip, who reincarnated into Sabrina Carpenter. Will codes all day, studies cinematography at night, and treats breadfruit the same way Gollum treats the One Ring. To us though... it’s Will.

Seb’s father was an Amazonian banana slug, while his mother descended from a Persian prince. Unfortunately, he inherited his father’s genetics and can often be found lurking beneath a dark, damp rock. He is known to eat mouldy orange peel and chicken cartilage … but we just know him as the one we all try desperately to stay away from.